I am Bridget Jones in the next stage of her life!
Jeez!
Ok so I go for my waxing & my waxing lady tells me that she & her husband are separating. So I spent the whole time on all fours & with my foo foo out counselling her. There she is ripping my hairs out & the more she talks about it the quicker the rips become. She starts complaining saying how angry she is with him, then....... Rip! There goes my hair!

I needed to talk to her to try & calm her down as she was starting to take it out on my poor foof!
She said she felt better for talking to me & hoped my life was ok? I just nodded & smiled & said everything was fine & I gave her a hug when I left & said I was here if she needed to talk!

What am I doing?
I did walk off like John Wayne to my car.
Anyway .......... Then I needed to get to my scan. It suddenly dawned on me when I was driving that I needed a full bladder. I detoured past a shop & got what must have been the COLDEST bottle of water going. (Should've put it between my legs for a bit)
I'm driving down the road frantically swigging this bottle. By the time I had got to the scanning place I was shivering!
Then obviously I had to strip & I was absolutely freezing. Unfortunately my bladder wasn't full enough so I had to empty it & prepare for the internal scan. I was so cold my legs were jumping up & down in the frog position with dildo cam up me!
It was a nightmare. I was desperately trying to think of warm things. Beaches, hot tea, Sunshine, but nothing was changing things. I looked like I had some twitchy tick in my legs!
Anyway the scan showed 3 empty sacs measuring at only 5 1/2 weeks.
She said that because of the small size she thinks that's why the hospital want to leave it.
To top it off I have corpus luteum cysts on both ovaries. So it looks like I ovulated from both sides that month & one of them has split.
No wonder I've got pains. Flipping eck it doesn't rain it pours!
Right I'm off to my acupuncturist now to see of he can disperse my cysts & maybe help to get this miscarriage on the move.
The sonographer said it's really not looking good but maybe I've got my dates wrong?
Unfortunately I only had sex with DH for 1 week whilst I was in Greece looking for properties. There is no way I ovulated at the end of my cycle as I had no access to sperm!
Unless ............... I've been impreganted by the invisible man in my sleep, hence why I'm having invisible babies? Well there's a thought & actually the only logical explanation at the moment!
