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1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his
intended victim during
a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James
Elliot did
something  that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the
barrel and tried
the trigger again. This time it  worked.....

And now, the honorable mentions:

2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a
meat cutting
machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a
claim to his
insurance company.
The company expecting negligence, sent out one of its men
to have a look for
himself. He tried the machine and lost a finger. The chef's
claim was
approved.

3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for
his car during a
blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a
woman had taken  the
space. Understandably, he shot her.


4. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill
on the counter ,
and asked for change. When the
lerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and
asked for all the
cash in the register, which the
clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the
clerk and fled,
leaving the $20 bill on the counter.
The total amount of cash he got from the drawer...$15.
(If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a
crime committed?)

5. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He
decided that he'd
just throw a cinderblock through a liquor store window,
grab some booze, and
run. So he lifted the cinderblock and heaved it over his
head at the window.
The cinderblock bounced back and hit the would-be thief on
the head,
knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made
of Plexiglas.
The whole event was caught on videotape.


6. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man
walked into a Burger
King in Ypsilanti, Michigan, at
5 a.m., flashed a gun, and demanded cash.
The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open
the cash register
without a food order. When the
man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't
available for
breakfast .
The man, frustrated, walked away.

A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER!

7. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a  motor
home parked on a
Seattle street, he got much
more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to
find a very sick
man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A
police spokesman
said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and
plugged his
siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake.
The owner of the
vehicle  declined to press charges, saying that it was the
best
laugh he'd ever had.
 

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^roflmao^ ^roflmao^

Ohh dear me you get some  ^idiot^ ^idiot^ about now don't you  ;D ;D

Nicky x x x
 
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