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>Subject: Sharing
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>An old man ordered one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink.
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>The old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in
>half. He placed one half in
>front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the french fries,
>dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of
>his wife.
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>He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup
>down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the
>people around them kept looking over and whispering.
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>You could tell they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they
>can afford is one meal for the
>two of them."
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>As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He
>politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man
>said they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything.
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>The surrounding people noticed the littl! e old lady hadn't eaten a
>bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking
>turns sipping the drink. Again the young man came over and begged them
>to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said
>"No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."
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>As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the
>napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had
>yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting
>for?"
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>She answered....
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>"THE TEETH."
 

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;D ;D ;D
 

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^roflmao^ ^roflmao^ ^roflmao^

That was funny
 
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