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A man went to his doctor and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his manhood erect.

The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of the organ was damaged from a previous viral infection and there was nothing he could do for him.

However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he was willing to take the risk.
The treatment consisted of planting muscle tissues from an elephant's trunk into his 'old fella'.

The man thought about this for a while. The thought of having to go through life without sex was too much for him to bear. With the assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for it.

A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go and try his newly renovated equipment out. 

He planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner he felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his manhood sprang out. It slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and returned back to his trousers out of sight.

His girlfriend was stunned,  but then with a sly grin on her face she said, 'That was incredible! But can you do it again?' 

With tears in his eyes he replied,  'Yes I think I can, but I am not sure if another bread roll will fit up my ar$e.


 

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^roflmao^ - Carole what would I do without you? You crease me up.  Good job DD isn't around at the mo' to wonder what I'm laughing at and why I've got tears on my face.

Have you ever considered stand up?
 

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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D That was a good one!!!
 
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