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The following are actual headlines from real newspapers around the planet ... uh ... with commentary. Enjoy!

1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really? Nothing gets by these folks!]

2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now THAT's taking things a bit far!]

3. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]

4.Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!]

5. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

6. War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]

7. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]

8. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought it!]

9. Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[Hmm ... They may be on to something!]
 
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