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Guts:
is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts
to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?"



Balls:
is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to
say:

"You're next"

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Excuses for cross-dressing..

10. I must have put them on by mistake in the dark
9. I didn't have any clean ones left
8. They make me feel closer to you
7. I grew up getting my older sister's hand me downs
6. Boxers don't come in pink
5. There must have been a crease in the name, I thought it said Hanes
for Men
4. It gives me greater empathy for the plight of women
3. Men's underwear chafes my skin
2. Sorry, I thought they were your Mom's
1. Does my butt look big in these?

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"Gutsy" Humor.

Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the 
lobby of their nursing home one evening.

The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what 
you're wanting, for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that 
rocking chair."

The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.  The old man
continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."

The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts  digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.

"So...you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man. 

"Get serious",... she replies...."Four times in the rocking chair."
 
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