Guts:
is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts
to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?"
Balls:
is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to
say:
"You're next"
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Excuses for cross-dressing..
10. I must have put them on by mistake in the dark
9. I didn't have any clean ones left
8. They make me feel closer to you
7. I grew up getting my older sister's hand me downs
6. Boxers don't come in pink
5. There must have been a crease in the name, I thought it said Hanes
for Men
4. It gives me greater empathy for the plight of women
3. Men's underwear chafes my skin
2. Sorry, I thought they were your Mom's
1. Does my butt look big in these?
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"Gutsy" Humor.
Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the
lobby of their nursing home one evening.
The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what
you're wanting, for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that
rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word. The old man
continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."
The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.
"So...you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
"Get serious",... she replies...."Four times in the rocking chair."
is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts
to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?"
Balls:
is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to
say:
"You're next"
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Excuses for cross-dressing..
10. I must have put them on by mistake in the dark
9. I didn't have any clean ones left
8. They make me feel closer to you
7. I grew up getting my older sister's hand me downs
6. Boxers don't come in pink
5. There must have been a crease in the name, I thought it said Hanes
for Men
4. It gives me greater empathy for the plight of women
3. Men's underwear chafes my skin
2. Sorry, I thought they were your Mom's
1. Does my butt look big in these?
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"Gutsy" Humor.
Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the
lobby of their nursing home one evening.
The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what
you're wanting, for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that
rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word. The old man
continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."
The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.
"So...you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
"Get serious",... she replies...."Four times in the rocking chair."
