A guy walks into a drugstore and goes up to the counter. He says quietly, “I… I need to buy some condoms.”
The clerk replies “What size?”
“Size? I have no idea.”
“Well, go see Sophia in aisle four.”
The guy walks down aisle four and all of a sudden a lady jumps out, grabs his crotch, and yells out “Small.”
The guy runs out of the store never to return.
A little while later, another guy comes into the store. “Hi, I need to buy some condoms.”
“Fine, What size?”
“Size? I didn’t know they came in sizes.”
“Well, go see Sophia in aisle four.”
This guy walks down aisle four and all of a sudden Sophia jumps out, grabs his crotch, and yells out “Medium.”
The guy turns beet red, buys the condoms, and quickly leaves. Some time later, a teenager comes into the store and approached the counter.
“I… I… I need to buy some condoms,” the kid quickly says, looking away.
“Well, what size do you need?”
“I don’t know. I… I’ve never really done this before.”
“Well, go see Sophia in aisle four.”
The kid walks down aisle four and all of a sudden Sophia jumps out, grabs his crotch, and yells out “Clean up Aisle Four.”
The clerk replies “What size?”
“Size? I have no idea.”
“Well, go see Sophia in aisle four.”
The guy walks down aisle four and all of a sudden a lady jumps out, grabs his crotch, and yells out “Small.”
The guy runs out of the store never to return.
A little while later, another guy comes into the store. “Hi, I need to buy some condoms.”
“Fine, What size?”
“Size? I didn’t know they came in sizes.”
“Well, go see Sophia in aisle four.”
This guy walks down aisle four and all of a sudden Sophia jumps out, grabs his crotch, and yells out “Medium.”
The guy turns beet red, buys the condoms, and quickly leaves. Some time later, a teenager comes into the store and approached the counter.
“I… I… I need to buy some condoms,” the kid quickly says, looking away.
“Well, what size do you need?”
“I don’t know. I… I’ve never really done this before.”
“Well, go see Sophia in aisle four.”
The kid walks down aisle four and all of a sudden Sophia jumps out, grabs his crotch, and yells out “Clean up Aisle Four.”
