Devon Part 16
- Status
1 - 20 of 227 Posts
Joined
·
1,063 Posts
Morning Girlies
How crappy is it today?!
It's more drizzle at the moment than rain, but looking at the weather forecast this morning I think the rain is coming - when is the 
going to turn up?? he he Getting ahead of myself me thinks! 
Lisa - Good luck with your e/t
Hope you are all well
xx
How crappy is it today?!
It's more drizzle at the moment than rain, but looking at the weather forecast this morning I think the rain is coming - when is the going to turn up?? he he Getting ahead of myself me thinks! Lisa - Good luck with your e/t
Hope you are all well
xx
Hi all,
I recieved this today & it made me laugh.. Hope you all enjoy it.
How to Shower Like a Woman
>
>Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.
>
>Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
>
>If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
>Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
>
>Get in the shower.
>
>Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
>
>Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
>
>Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>
>Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
>
>Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
>
>Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
>
>Rinse conditioner off hair.
>
>Shave armpits and legs.
>
>Turn off shower.
>
>Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
>
>Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.
>
>Get out of shower.
>
>Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>
>Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>
>Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
>
>If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>How To Shower Like a Man
>Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
>
>Walk naked to the bathroom.
>
>If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
>
>Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
>
>Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
>
>Get in the shower.
>
>Wash your face.
>
>Wash your armpits.
>
>Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
>
>Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>
>Wash your hair.
>
>Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
>
>Wee.
>
>Rinse off and get out of shower.
>
>Partially dry off.
>
>Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.
>
>Admire willy size in mirror again.
>
>Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
>
>Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
>
>If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
>
>Throw wet towel on bed.
>
>
I recieved this today & it made me laugh.. Hope you all enjoy it.
How to Shower Like a Woman
>
>Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks.
>
>Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
>
>If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
>Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
>
>Get in the shower.
>
>Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
>
>Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
>
>Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
>
>Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
>
>Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
>
>Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
>
>Rinse conditioner off hair.
>
>Shave armpits and legs.
>
>Turn off shower.
>
>Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
>
>Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.
>
>Get out of shower.
>
>Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>
>Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>
>Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
>
>If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>How To Shower Like a Man
>Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
>
>Walk naked to the bathroom.
>
>If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
>
>Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
>
>Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
>
>Get in the shower.
>
>Wash your face.
>
>Wash your armpits.
>
>Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
>
>Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>
>Wash your hair.
>
>Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
>
>Wee.
>
>Rinse off and get out of shower.
>
>Partially dry off.
>
>Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.
>
>Admire willy size in mirror again.
>
>Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
>
>Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
>
>If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
>
>Throw wet towel on bed.
>
>
Hi ,
Katy - I nearly wet myself with laughing so much !!!!!
. Its true though.....
I thought I'd give you all an update on how my scan went. I have 10 follies ranging from 18 to 11 mm so I
am having my e/c on Tues 830am and do the hcg on Sun night. We are going the night before and staying in a hotel so its not so stressful for dh when he has to do his bit!.
Hope everyone is well..will do personals later!.
Bye
Ange xx
Katy - I nearly wet myself with laughing so much !!!!!
. Its true though.....I thought I'd give you all an update on how my scan went. I have 10 follies ranging from 18 to 11 mm so I
am having my e/c on Tues 830am and do the hcg on Sun night. We are going the night before and staying in a hotel so its not so stressful for dh when he has to do his bit!
.Hope everyone is well..will do personals later!.
Bye
Ange xx
Joined
·
1,063 Posts
Ange - Oooooo how exciting!! 
Will have everything crossed for you!!!!
xxxx
Will have everything crossed for you!!!! xxxx
WELL DONE ANGE. & good luck for Tuesday . xxxxxxx ( glad you liked the shower thing !!!
Steph, Hope your ok & baby's doing well.
Everyone else. Hope your all ok & good grief I will be glad when im off this pill & well on my way.
Lots of love to all. xxxxxxxx
Steph, Hope your ok & baby's doing well.
Everyone else. Hope your all ok & good grief I will be glad when im off this pill & well on my way.
Lots of love to all. xxxxxxxx
Joined
·
1,671 Posts
i read the shower thing out to dh yesterday and he was in fits and said it was very good but where you got the idea of men being lke that he didnt know.lol.hehe.
i know exactly what it meant though and had to laugh and agree with it.especially the bit where they shake it at you with the woohoo bit,oh yes.
anyway hope you are all fine and have a good weekend.lol.xx
as for me trying to stay really positive but it is soooooooooooooo hard as i have no idea what my own body is doing right now very confusing im afraid.i will just carry on as normal as i can until test date and then hpefully i will get some good news.lol
i know exactly what it meant though and had to laugh and agree with it.especially the bit where they shake it at you with the woohoo bit,oh yes.
anyway hope you are all fine and have a good weekend.lol.xx
as for me trying to stay really positive but it is soooooooooooooo hard as i have no idea what my own body is doing right now very confusing im afraid.i will just carry on as normal as i can until test date and then hpefully i will get some good news.lol
Morning..as you can see I'm up nice and early . Had to do my last stimms injection - yiphee.....
Hope everyone is having a nice weekend who hasn't posted for a few days
.
Tweetie - Keep positive.sending you lots of . Hoping and praying that you get your special little miracle. 
Lol ange xxxxxx
PS Lisa so thrilled for you and dh - good luck for your 2ww I'll speak to you again after my e/c.
. Had to do my last stimms injection - yiphee.....Hope everyone is having a nice weekend who hasn't posted for a few days
. Tweetie - Keep positive.sending you lots of
. Hoping and praying that you get your special little miracle. Lol ange xxxxxx
PS Lisa so thrilled for you and dh - good luck for your 2ww I'll speak to you again after my e/c.
Joined
·
1,671 Posts
pepper thanks for positive thoughts hun.i am much more positive now and feeling quite good about things.i just hope that i go on to get my bfp,which would just make our lives that extra special. .
good luck with ec hun i really hope you get lots of eggies will be thinking of you.takecare,and speak soon.lol. .xx
.good luck with ec hun i really hope you get lots of eggies will be thinking of you.takecare,and speak soon.lol.
.xx
Joined
·
338 Posts
Morning girlies
Hope you are all ok and had a good weekend.
Tweetie Keeping everything crossed for you for a
I am now joining you on the two week wait. Hope you are ok sending you loads of
My egg transfer went fine have my little embies on board so have been resting up and keeping warm
Bec Hop the pill not doing your head in too much and you are ok
Shas & nat Nice to hace chat with you both last week. hope you both had good weekend
Ange Good luck for e/c tommorow will ring you later
Katy Thanks for your kind words & support
Claire Hope your cold is better
Lou How dod you do on your run
Bobo How are you doing hun havent heard from you in ages
Ali Hope you have a good time at the do in london this week & sending best wishes for your friend
Kelly Thanks for the chat and the advice last week. The honey thing really helped
Carla Hows thre diet going hun??
Jackie hope you are ok
Lots of love & hugs
Lisa xxx
Hope you are all ok and had a good weekend.
Tweetie Keeping everything crossed for you for a
I am now joining you on the two week wait. Hope you are ok sending you loads of My egg transfer went fine have my little embies on board so have been resting up and keeping warm
Bec Hop the pill not doing your head in too much and you are ok
Shas & nat Nice to hace chat with you both last week. hope you both had good weekend
Ange Good luck for e/c tommorow will ring you later
Katy Thanks for your kind words & support
Claire Hope your cold is better
Lou How dod you do on your run
Bobo How are you doing hun havent heard from you in ages
Ali Hope you have a good time at the do in london this week & sending best wishes for your friend
Kelly Thanks for the chat and the advice last week. The honey thing really helped
Carla Hows thre diet going hun??
Jackie hope you are ok
Lots of love & hugs
Lisa xxx
lisa,
Im glag everything went well.. im only about 3 weeks away from being in Bath having my ec & I hope I do aswell as you & Ange have done with my folicles.. wishing you well on you 2ww.
Ange,
Wishing you well with your et. Will be thinking of you.
Tweetie.
Hope your doing well.. not long now. xxx
Nat,
Gosh we only have till Fir & then we can try to get our
head off & get back to being nice other halfs again !!!
I hope everyone else is doing well & had a nice weekend.
Lots of love Katy. xxxxxx
Im glag everything went well.. im only about 3 weeks away from being in Bath having my ec & I hope I do aswell as you & Ange have done with my folicles.. wishing you well on you 2ww.
Ange,
Wishing you well with your et. Will be thinking of you.
Tweetie.
Hope your doing well.. not long now. xxx
Nat,
Gosh we only have till Fir & then we can try to get our
head off & get back to being nice other halfs again !!! I hope everyone else is doing well & had a nice weekend.
Lots of love Katy. xxxxxx
Joined
·
1,671 Posts
cheers shas,he is a little cutie but a little buggar also.yep i am now on day 11 and nervous as hell,really hoping for a bfp at last that will stay with me for the duration,thursday not long to go.nervous and excited,you know what i mean im sure.lol.hope you are keeping well hunni and had a good weekend.i have not done much just resting and taking each day as it comes very slow though.lol.xx
takecare.
takecare.
Joined
·
508 Posts
Hiya D and C 
Sorry I haven't been on-line for a few days, but have had Gaz ill with cold and flu and have been busy playing nurse He doesn't "do ill" so has been a bit of a wuss, bless him 
Lisa I'm so pleased everything went well with the e/t and that the twins are now safely on board with mum 
. So exciting!! Hope you're enjoying all those dvd's and are keeping warm and resting up I'll give you a 
you this week to see how you're doing xxx
Carla Hope you had a lovely weekend of shopping with your mum! How did your dh get on, on his fear of flying course? Yes, I did have a reading done by a clairvoyant! She said she saw me with a toddler and pregnant, maybe with twins She knew things she couldn't possibly have known about other things, so would be lovely if she was right about that too!! Tomorrow I'm going to see a medium... would be lovely is she says the same thing... will give me hope, and that's what I need in spades, as a glass half empty kind of gal
tweetie I'm keeping everything crossed for a on Thursday 
Love the picture of Rascal 
He looks very cute even if he is a little monkey!! Sounds like he lives up to his name
Ali Was lovely to hear from you the other day I'll you this week to see how you're doing Did you manage to get hold of Sue yet? Not long now 'til you'll be in the second trimester, and will be able to say goodbye to feeling yucky and bloom!! 
too to your sister and dh on the birth of little Iona 
Claire Hope you're feeling better and have got rid of that nasty cold
Got some good news about Planning Dept! Will talk to you soon xxx
Shas Hope the halls coming on well Will maybe see you this week and check out the new clothes shop you mentioned in Newton Abbot? Much to Gaz's dismay, I need some new clobber for autumn/ winter
Katy
It's true isn't it... men really are from Mars and women from Venus Last pill for us soon 
then we'll be able to hang up our hats Fingers crossed to starting stims soon
Ange for e/c tomorrow 
Fingers and toes are firmly crossed for lots of lovely eggies. Take Care hun, and have a safe journey to Bath xxx
Lou Hope you did well in your race Look forward to hearing all about it. Hope you're okay
Kelly Hope you and dh are okay, and everything is going well with Holly Grace
She's so cute!!!
Hi Marzy Hope everything's okay with you
Steph Weather's not good today either is it?... think summer's well and truly left us now I envy my dad and stepmum, they're off to New Zealand for the winter!!
Beck Hope you and Julian are both okay, and that you're coping with the effects of the pill Can't be long now 'til you come off it?
Not a lot to report from me... I take my last pill on Thursday night, and have then got to wait 'til AF shows up so I can get a B/L scan done on day 2 of AF. Then hopefully (though confidence isn't high ) I'll be able to start injections! In the meantime I'm trying to drink plenty of milk, pineapple juice, yakult and water in the hope of yielding a better crop than last time!
I hope everyone had a lovely weekend
Take Care,
luv Nat xx
Sorry I haven't been on-line for a few days, but have had Gaz ill with cold and flu and have been busy playing nurse He doesn't "do ill" so has been a bit of a wuss, bless him Lisa I'm so pleased everything went well with the e/t
and that the twins are now safely on board with mum . So exciting!! Hope you're enjoying all those dvd's and are keeping warm and resting up I'll give you a you this week to see how you're doing xxxCarla Hope you had a lovely weekend of shopping with your mum! How did your dh get on, on his fear of flying course? Yes, I did have a reading done by a clairvoyant! She said she saw me with a toddler and pregnant, maybe with twins
She knew things she couldn't possibly have known about other things, so would be lovely if she was right about that too!! Tomorrow I'm going to see a medium... would be lovely is she says the same thing... will give me hope, and that's what I need in spades, as a glass half empty kind of gal tweetie I'm keeping everything crossed for a
on Thursday Love the picture of Rascal He looks very cute even if he is a little monkey!! Sounds like he lives up to his name Ali Was lovely to hear from you the other day
I'll you this week to see how you're doing Did you manage to get hold of Sue yet? Not long now 'til you'll be in the second trimester, and will be able to say goodbye to feeling yucky and bloom!! too to your sister and dh on the birth of little Iona Claire Hope you're feeling better and have got rid of that nasty cold
Got some good news about Planning Dept! Will talk to you soon xxxShas Hope the halls coming on well
Will maybe see you this week and check out the new clothes shop you mentioned in Newton Abbot? Much to Gaz's dismay, I need some new clobber for autumn/ winter Katy
It's true isn't it... men really are from Mars and women from Venus Last pill for us soon then we'll be able to hang up our hats Fingers crossed to starting stims soon Ange
for e/c tomorrow Fingers and toes are firmly crossed for lots of lovely eggies. Take Care hun, and have a safe journey to Bath xxxLou Hope you did well in your race
Look forward to hearing all about it. Hope you're okay Kelly Hope you and dh are okay, and everything is going well with Holly Grace
She's so cute!!!Hi Marzy
Hope everything's okay with you Steph Weather's not good today either is it?... think summer's well and truly left us now
I envy my dad and stepmum, they're off to New Zealand for the winter!!Beck Hope you and Julian are both okay, and that you're coping with the effects of the pill
Can't be long now 'til you come off it?Not a lot to report from me... I take my last pill on Thursday night, and have then got to wait 'til AF shows up so I can get a B/L scan done on day 2 of AF. Then hopefully (though confidence isn't high
) I'll be able to start injections! In the meantime I'm trying to drink plenty of milk, pineapple juice, yakult and water in the hope of yielding a better crop than last time!I hope everyone had a lovely weekend
Take Care,
luv Nat xx
Joined
·
39 Posts
Hi everyone the start of another week and so much is going on at the moment on this board.
Lisa i am so pleased ET went smoothly and i hope you have your feet up relaxing and keeping positive sending you lots of
for your And Tweetie to you too
fingers toes legs arms and anything else i can crossed for you on Thursday.Ange
for your EC tomorrow here's to lots of lovely embies Katy not long now for you and your EC
and i loved your shower joke by the way Claire you have had a cold poor you on top of everything else will catch up at the end of week
Nat it was great having a natter last week and i am sure your next go is going to be the one
Also have tried Sue again but will keep having a go and when i'm back from London at the end of the week send her my regards tho if you speak to her before me.Marzy how are you?
where are you in your treatment?HI Shas how the devil are you? hope you enjoyed your DIY weekend
Kelly hope all is going well with you and Holly...My little sister (35
) had a little girl last weds night 6LB 8 Iona Elizabeth 
(watching too much Monarch of the Glen i think ) It was her 2nd go on IVF and i am so excited i will meet her on Thursday on way back from London. HI to Lou hope you have recovered from your run you fit girl
HI to Carla, Becqui Steph Bobo and everyone i have forgot as usual
I am still feeling nauseous and tired but i will be 11 weeks this Thursday so hopefully it will go soon . And i am off to London tomorrow to go with my friend and 30 others to the "Breast Cancer Fashion Show" lunch time event at the Grosvener Hotel. My friend was one of the models last year when we went to the evening do. ...this year she is just a spectator....so looking forward to that...should take my mind of things.
If your interested my friend will be on QVC on weds night being interviewed about last years show
between 8 and 11pm. I know QVC 
but they are one of the sponsors!!Anyway lots of love to you all and
again to all waiting for that wonderful dream to become true very soon Ali
xxxxx
Joined
·
103 Posts
Hi All,
Nat I hope that AF turns up on time so that you can get on with things and so you don't get too bored with all that protein!
Katy I hope you are also enjoying the high protein diet...!
Tweetie & Lisa Good luck for testing day I have all of my fingers and toes crossed for you
Ange I hope that the EC went well and you have lots of nice follies to choose from
Ali I can't believe you are 11 weeks, time is really flying by at the moment
Hi to everyone else, sorry trying to post at home time is not a good idea - DH will be in the car stressing!!
Derriford have now received our re-referral so we are waiting for our questionnaire to arrive. Not holding out much hope of being seen before about 2010 but there you go!
Take care all,
Love
Bobo
xxx
Nat I hope that AF turns up on time so that you can get on with things and so you don't get too bored with all that protein!
Katy I hope you are also enjoying the high protein diet...!
Tweetie & Lisa Good luck for testing day I have all of my fingers and toes crossed for you
Ange I hope that the EC went well and you have lots of nice follies to choose from
Ali I can't believe you are 11 weeks, time is really flying by at the moment
Hi to everyone else, sorry trying to post at home time is not a good idea - DH will be in the car stressing!!
Derriford have now received our re-referral so we are waiting for our questionnaire to arrive. Not holding out much hope of being seen before about 2010 but there you go!
Take care all,
Love
Bobo
xxx
Joined
·
199 Posts
I've finally managed to get on to the site and catch up with everyone - won't leave it so long next time!
The run was absolutely awful - dh said it was a flat route, but it wasn't, and it was too hot. Thought I was going to die!
Moaned and winged the whole way round, but managed to keep running and didn't walk - which was good for me! Didn't come last, but very near the back!!! A few personals ...
Nat - poor dh and poor you! 'Man flu' is awful - they just can't handle the aches and pains!
Ali - hope the morning sickness passes soon X
Shas - hope your weekend of decorating went well. We had some work done on our dining room in July and it needs a lick of paint, but we both hate decorating so are putting it off til Christmas!
Tweetie - not long to go now honey.
You've got through the worst of it - when are you testing?Ange - best of luck with ec tomorrow X Brixham is a lovely place. I ran past load of posh houses!
Carla - hope the diet's going okay. Because of my race I treated myself to a tub of Ben & Jerry's last night (my favourite), but dh decided I should share it with him ...
Lisa - you're now on the 2WW so all the horrible probs you've had are over and it's now time to keep those embies warm, relax and think of getting pg - eat loads of fresh pineapple too!
Bobo - my GP's written to Derriford twice now, but I am still waiting to hear from them ...
Steph - so nice to see you back on the board honey. Sorry haven't e-mailed for ages, but I'm soooo busy! X
Hi to Becqui, Claire, Katy and Marzy and anyone I've missed
Lou XXX
Joined
·
1,671 Posts
to everyone and there tx.lol.xx.greeners no not long hunni i test thursday but get a sneaky one in wednesday nite.as for your run hunni welldone for even doing it as im sure i couldnt of.lol.xx.
bobo thanks hunni i need all the luck and ingers crossed i can get at the mo and just hope it is all worth it when thursday comes.lol.xx.
ali thanks to you to i am very nervous and anxious and excited,so mixed feelings really.lol.xx.
kelsey thanks also,i just dont know what to think,am i arent i who knows i just want the day to be here and hurry up about it.lol.xx
everyone who i may of missed,i hope you are doing well and get a good result.lol.xx
to everyone.lol.xx.1 - 20 of 227 Posts
- Status
Join the discussion
