One day an old lady went to the doctor because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem, and he said, "You have crabs." She informed the doctor that it could not be crabs because she was an 80-year-old virgin.
She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him. The doctor said, "You probably have crabs." "No," she said, "I am an 80-year-old virgin."
Frustrated, she went to a third doctor. She said, "Doctor, can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch. Don't tell me that it is crabs because I am an 80-year-old virgin. It cannot be crabs." The doctor said, "Hop up on the table and let's have a look."
After examining her, the doctor proclaimed, "Ma'am, you're right; you do not have crabs. This cherry is so old that you have fruit flies."
She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him. The doctor said, "You probably have crabs." "No," she said, "I am an 80-year-old virgin."
Frustrated, she went to a third doctor. She said, "Doctor, can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch. Don't tell me that it is crabs because I am an 80-year-old virgin. It cannot be crabs." The doctor said, "Hop up on the table and let's have a look."
After examining her, the doctor proclaimed, "Ma'am, you're right; you do not have crabs. This cherry is so old that you have fruit flies."
