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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and
notices that
the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at
her. She asks him why he is
staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you,
but I don't want to
offend you"
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I
am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a
chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing
you could say or ask
that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
me."She
responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and
#2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm
single and
Catholic! "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next
alley."The nun fulfils
the cab driver's fantasy with a very passionate kiss.
But when they get back
on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me
but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm
married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm
going to a
Halloween party."


 

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Ohhh!! Cheeky  ;D
 

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