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A young couple had just gotten married and were having their honeymoon. They were in the middle of sex when the women demanded that she had a urge for food and for him to go get some across the street. “ok let me put on my clothes”, said the man .”NO NOW!!!!” said the women

So the husband ran to the store naked, and got chips and coke. Just when he thought all was clear three old ladys walked into the store. His mouth dropped with embarrassment.

The first old lady said “Oh look a vending machine”. She popped a quarter in his mouth and pulled his dick and the chips fell. “Oh wow, I got chips!”

The second lady popped a quarter in his mouth, pulled his dick and said “Oh look, I got a coke”.

The third lady popped a quarter in his mouth, pulled his dick and said “Oh look, hand lotion!”.

 

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