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A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie.
>>> After >a
>>> > > > > few beers the Smartie says "Ere, a bunch of us are heading to
>> that
>>> new
>>> > > > > club, fancy tagging along?" The Jelly Baby says "No mate, I'm
>> a
>>> soft
>>> > > > > centre, I always end up getting my head kicked in." So Smartie
>>
>>> >says
>>> > > > > "Don't
>>> > > > > worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case, I'll look after
>> you."
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > Jelly Baby thinks about it for a minute and says "Fair enough,
>> as
>>> >long
>>> > > > > as you'll look after me", and off they go.
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in. As
>> soon
>>>
>>> >as
>>> >he
>>> > > > > sees them, Smartie hides under the table. The Lockets take one
>>> look
>>> >at
>>> > > > > Jelly Baby and start kicking him, breaking bottles over his
>> little
>>> >jelly
>>> > > > > head, lamping him with little sugary chairs, and generally
>> having
>>> >a
>>> > > > > laugh.
>>> > > > > After a while they get bored and walk out. Jelly Baby pulls
>> his
>>> > > > > battered
>>> > > > > Jelly Baby body over to the table and wipes up his Jelly Baby
>>> >blood
>>> > > > > and
>>> > > > > turns to Smartie and says "I thought you were going to look
>>> > > > > after
>>> > > > > me."
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > I was!" says Smartie, "But those Lockets are f..k..ng menthol
 

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Me and DH both love that one!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
 

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^roflmao^ ^roflmao^ ^roflmao^
 

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^roflmao^ ^roflmao^ ^roflmao^ liked it.
 

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;D ;D ;DNice one!!
Claire,
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