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Indeed, an award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in
Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her
point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly cargo.
A crowded Virgin flight was canceled after Virgin's 767s had been
withdrawn from service. A single attendant was re-booking a long line of
inconvenienced travelers.
Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his
ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it
HAS to be FIRST CLASS". The attendant replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be
happy to try to help you,but I've got to help these people first, and
I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers
behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address
May I have your attention please, May I have your attention please," She
began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a
passenger here at Gate14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help
him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared
at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "F... You!" Without
flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get
in line for that too."


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^roflmao^ Excellent i have heard it before but it is so funny.

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