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Father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the
bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was
addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read
the letter with trembling hands:-

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving
home.I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a
scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is
so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all
his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion
Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that
we can be very happy together. Even though Randy is much older than me
(anyway,42 isn'tso old these days is it?),and has no money, really these
things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship,don't you agree?

Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and
has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other
girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He
wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams
too. Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be
growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine
and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a
cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your

Your loving daughter,

At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO". Hands still trembling, her
father turned the sheet, and read:

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house.I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card
that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for
me to come home. I love you!!!

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^roflmao^ love it

might try a version of that when i next dent one of our cars lol

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^roflmao^ ^roflmao^ ^roflmao^ ^roflmao^  excellent.

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;D ;D ;D

also  ;D @ keemjay

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