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A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
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> hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death
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> Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you
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> have another 43 years, two months and eight days to live."
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> Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
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> face-lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. Since she had so much more
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> time to live, she figured she might as well look nicer.
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> After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
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> crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an
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> ambulance.
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> Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
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> another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that
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> ambulance?"
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> God replied,
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> "GirrLLLLLL..., I didn't even recognize you!"

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