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Teacher had been explaining the dangers of being a policeman to her class and asked the kids to make up a poem that had "pistol" in it.

Little Amy told her:

My father's a policeman,
He wears a suit of blue,
He has a truncheon in his garb,
And he has a pistol too.

Little Johnny then sprang up and shouted:

My father's not a policeman,
He has no suit of blue;
He gets his wages at 'arf past five,
And goes on the P*ss till two.
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