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A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane
when the  stranger turned to Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk.
I've heard  that flights will go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your  fellow passenger."

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it
slowly, and said  to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear
power?"

"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting
topic. But let  me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer
all eat grass.
The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a
cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
grass. Why do you  suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel
qualified to  discuss nuclear power when you don't know SH1T?"
 
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