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A bloke is in a queue at the SuperMarket when he notices that the rather
dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says
"Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of
one
of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
" God " he says "are you that stripogram from my stag night that I ***** d on
the
snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with
some
wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my a**e?"
"No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher"
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
 

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OMG ^roflmao^ ^roflmao^ ^roflmao^ thats brill.
 
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