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This is an all time classic!


Nelson Mandela is sat at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he


hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a
little


Chinese man clutching a clip board and yelling, 'You sign here!  You
sign!


You


sign!'








Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.


Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man


starts to yell louder. 'You sign! You sign!'








Nelson says to him 'Look you've obviously got the wrong man' and shuts


the door in his face.








The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the


little Chinese man is back with a huge truck load of brake pads. He


thrust the clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, 'You sign! You Sign!'








Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little


Chinese man back, shouting 'Look, go way! You've got the wrong man! I


don't want them!' Then slams the door in his face again.








The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he


hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same


little


Chinese man thrusting his clip board at him shouting 'You must sign! You


must sign!' Behind him are two very large trucks full of car parts. This


time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by


his shirt front and yells at him; 'Look I don't want these! Do you


understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these
to?





' The little Chinese man looks at him very puzzled, consults his clip


board, and


says:











(Wait for it, it's a beauty)











Get your best Chinese accent ready...














'You not Nissan Main Dealer?'



 

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