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These are great!!

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What
setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of North Carolina."

A couple is lying in bed.
The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you..."
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower,
"Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly.

She said - Well, you succeeded.
He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumor
A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that
because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them
a very special wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man
wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh ... immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!

* She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
* Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
* Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
* Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
* And her husband is on the back of the milk carton
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.

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