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> >>>A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store
> >>>was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!"
> >>>Her face was beaming.
> >>>
> >>>He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember ever
> >>>having seen her before.
> >>>
> >>>Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and
> >>>apologized.
> >>>
> >>>"Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you, I
> >>>thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of the store.
> >>>
> >>>The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is the
> >>>world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep trackof who
> >>>fathers her children! "
> >>>
> >>>Then he got a little panicky."I don't remember her," he thought but,
> >>>MAYBE....during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was in
> >>>college, perhaps he did father her child!
> >>>
> >>>He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are
> >>>you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really drunk and
> >>>had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?"
> >>>
> >>>"No", she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your son's second grade teacher!"

 

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lmao  ;D ;D
 

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I've had conversations like that (and for reference I was the teacher!!) ;D
 

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;D ;D ;D
 
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