A man set up an appointment with the psychiatrist for a bit of a strange problem. On his initial consultation, he told the doctor, “I have the urge to stick my penis in the pickle slicer at work.â€
The doctor told him to try to think about other things, and sent him on his way. Next week, the guy was back. “Doctor, I really want to stick my penis in the pickle slicer, I can’t describe how badly I want to!â€
Finally the doctor says, “Well, maybe the only way to cure yourself of this obsession is to just go ahead and do it. But be prepared to accept the consequences!â€
So a week later the guy comes back. The doctor asks him, “Well, did you stick your penis in the pickle slicer?†and to that the guy replies, “Yeah.â€
“Well, what happened?†asks the doctor. The replies, “We both got fired.â€
The doctor told him to try to think about other things, and sent him on his way. Next week, the guy was back. “Doctor, I really want to stick my penis in the pickle slicer, I can’t describe how badly I want to!â€
Finally the doctor says, “Well, maybe the only way to cure yourself of this obsession is to just go ahead and do it. But be prepared to accept the consequences!â€
So a week later the guy comes back. The doctor asks him, “Well, did you stick your penis in the pickle slicer?†and to that the guy replies, “Yeah.â€
“Well, what happened?†asks the doctor. The replies, “We both got fired.â€