[Sunflower]

  A British Airways passenger cabin was being served by an obviously
> > gay
>flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he
>served them food and drinks.
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> >   As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle
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>announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
>that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if
>you could just put up your trays, that would be super."
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> >   On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed
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>exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
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> >   "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines." he
> > said, "I
>asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-patty put
>us on the ground."
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> >   The woman calmly turned her head, looking at the flight attendant
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>disdain, and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take
>orders from no one."
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> >   Without missing a beat the flight attendant replied, "Well,
>sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you...
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> >   "Tray-up, b!$tch."
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[*Kim*]

Brilliant