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Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... Lets find ourselves a new name...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
The following in excerpted from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = screwy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boobi
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you SEND THIS ON ...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
 

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Sloopy Chuckledunkin !!!
 

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Sloopy dippensprinkles!!!!! ;D
 

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Tootsie Dippinfanny  ;D  ;D
 

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Mine is Dipsy pottysprinkles !!
maiden name made me dipsy chickenchicken !!
 

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;D Mine is Crusty Farkleface  ;D ;D
 

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^roflmao^
My married name is Goober chickennose
and my maiden name would of been Goober chickenfanny
^roflmao^
 

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^roflmao^ ^roflmao^ sloopy chicken fanny ^roflmao^ ^roflmao^  brilliant
 

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Boobie Lickinbiscuits

Quite apt atually, reckon everyone would know it was me  ;D

Hun x
 

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Married name: Snickle Chuckle-Tush
Maiden name: Snickle Farckle-doodle

^roflmao^
 

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Boobie Pottyfannie - Married name

Boobie Chickenhump - Maiden name

Luv it  ^roflmao^ ^roflmao^ ^roflmao^ ^roflmao^ ^roflmao^

Thanks for the giggle
Boobie  ;D ;D
 

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Tootsie Frickentush!! ;D  ;D ;D

I love it!!

Cathy
 

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nice one

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^hello^

Snickle Dippindunkin ne Dippenfrack!!!!

^roflmao^ ^roflmao^ ^roflmao^ ^roflmao^ ^roflmao^
 
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