A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered
that not only had she given herself:
A tonsillectomy,
an appendectomy
and a hysterectomy,
but that she had also castrated her husband
and circumcised her lover,
taken two fingers off a casual acquaintance,
given her boy friend a hairlip...
...and there were still 5 shaves left!
that not only had she given herself:
A tonsillectomy,
an appendectomy
and a hysterectomy,
but that she had also castrated her husband
and circumcised her lover,
taken two fingers off a casual acquaintance,
given her boy friend a hairlip...
...and there were still 5 shaves left!
