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Fred gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"


"I was out getting a tattoo," Fred replied.


"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"


"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates," he said proudly.


"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"


"Well, for one, I like to watch my money grow," said Fred.


"Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.


"Three, I like how money feels in my hand.


"And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

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hehehehehehehehehe ^roflmao^
 

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