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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was,
of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side
of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to
help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting
to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple
loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.

Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the
driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus
had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer. Trust
me, it's worth it)


The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no
such thing as a perfect man.

****Women stop reading here, this is the end of the joke.

****Men keep scrolling.

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have
been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

****Men keep scrolling

By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates
another point: Women never listen.

^roflmao^ ^roflmao^

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If it was a perfect car, you would assume that it was incapable of crashing, so there would not have been an accident in the first place.

Oh  ^censored^ there I go, thinking too much again, it's supposed to be a joke, it's not real Danuna, it's not a logic puzzle... (hits head on keyboard and starts to mutter incoherently)

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