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The Whys of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are
  plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?(they
  don't stop to ask for directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their
  balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're
laughing,
  aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't
  hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you
make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?(don't
  know.....it never happened)

C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!!!

And my personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow
  the lawn)
 

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^roflmao^ ^roflmao^ Number 4 my fave!!!
 
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