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Two Italian virgins get married and go on their honeymoon.
However, they have no idea what there supposed to do once
they get to their hotel room. The newlyweds decide to call
his mother and get some advice on what to do. The mother
says that they should sit on the bed together and snuggle
with each other and things should start to happen from
there. The newlyweds start to do this but nothing else
happens. He calls his mother back to find out what to do
next. She says they should take their clothes off, get
under the covers in bed, and nature should takes its
course. The bride and groom take his mother's advice but
still nothing. He calls his mother a third time. Getting
frustrated with the situation she says, "Listen, just
take the biggest thing you have and stick it in her
hairiest thing!" and hangs up on him. A few minutes later
he reluctantly calls his mother back, "Well, I have my
nose in her armpit. What do I do next?"


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