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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.


Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.



2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a groin protector.



3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.


Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.



4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.


Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.



5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.


Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.



6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.


Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.



7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.


Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male..... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.



8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.


Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
 

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True, so true  ;D ;D ;D
 

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;D ;D ;D
 

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;D ;D ;D ;D really good this one!
 

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;D ;D ;D ;D that is so true.
 

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^roflmao^ ^roflmao^ ^roflmao^
 
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